Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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