is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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