Jerry, you need to find god
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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