I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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