Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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