Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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