i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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