He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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