hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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