2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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