nutella sex= disaster
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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