Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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