Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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