I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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