no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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