He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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