and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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