THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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