Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
nutella sex= disaster
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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