After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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