Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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