the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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