I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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