PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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