i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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