I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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