Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
How does one acquire holy water?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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