I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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