I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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