Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
