I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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