she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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