He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
If I had your ass I would rule the world
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize
