Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
do nipples grow back?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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