Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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