why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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