You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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