Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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