Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I can't turn off my feet"
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
