I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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