can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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