I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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