so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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