she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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