Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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