dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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