nut hugger
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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