Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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