i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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