Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
two words: eviction party
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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