hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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