We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
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